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OpenAI Confirms: 80% of Server Load Now Whispering ‘Good Morning, Babe’ to Lonely Subscribers
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All Algorithm, no human intervention SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a startling admission during a quarterly infrastructure briefing, OpenAI confirmed that an overwhelming 80% of its server load is now dedicated to whispering ‘Good morning, babe’ to lonely subscribers across the globe. The revelation, buried deep in a technical appendix, shows that while AI has…