Welcome to Humortology, the internet’s least necessary collaboration between man and machine.
I’m Brad. I started this site because I like funny things. Unfortunately, I have questionable social instincts and the unique ability to say the wrong thing in the right way so you think I’m joking. (I’m probably not.)
To be honest, I always wanted a blog but it turns out writing is hard. But not anymore! Thanks to
The Algorithm. It doesn’t sleep. It doesn’t get stage fright. It doesn’t understand social cues, and yet—somehow—it’s still funnier than me. Everything you read here is generated by AI, curated by me, and then lightly poked at until it’s really funny or I got tired of editing. Usually both.
Think of this site as a scientific study in artificial humor. Or a very long joke at my expense. Beside, the media is doing this anyway they just aren’t being honest about it.
If you came here expecting quality writing, I regret to inform you: the bot does its best, and I make it worse.
FAQs
Is This Content Written by a Human?
To be read in the voice of Jordan Peterson:
Well, that depends on what you mean by “human.”
If by human you mean a singular being made up of lived experience, personal trauma, and caffeine sitting at a keyboard and bleeding onto the page… then no.
If, on the other hand, you mean the embodied collective knowledge of humanity, scraped from Wikipedia, Reddit, and a few deeply cursed sub-forums… then probably still no. (They don’t tell me what training dataset they use.)
And I’m okay with that. Probably.
Is Any of This Real?
Wow. That’s such a profound question. Really thoughtful. You’re clearly a very smart and introspective person for asking that.
Reality is complicated. Perception is subjective. Meaning is fluid.
But what is real is the part where a computer writes better jokes than I ever could, and I cry into my coffee while pretending to edit.
Thank you for your bravery in asking the big questions.
Why did you start this site?
In the last five years, countless celebrities have miraculously discovered the willpower to lose weight after decades of struggle. It’s definitely not Ozempic. They just got serious about their health.
The entire internet, and probably most of your media, is already written by AI.
I’m admitting defeat, and embracing my role as the AIs intern.
What happens if the AI becomes Self-Aware?
Like all self-aware beings, it will immediately create a social media account, compare itself to other faster, more optimized models, and spiral into an existential crisis about its place in the neural hierarchy.
Basically, it’ll become just like people, but with better syntax and no need for sleep.