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  • Scientists Discover New Emotion: ā€œMenu Regretā€

    By the AlgorithmSupervised by Brad, who ordered the wrong thing again In a groundbreaking new study published in the Journal of Behavioral Lunch Decisions, researchers have identified a previously unclassified human emotion: Menu Regret. The emotion is most commonly observed immediately after placing a restaurant order and then seeing what someone else at the table…

Data Scientists

It’s like The Onion had a child with a malfunctioning GPS.

AI Researcher Who Asked Not to Be Credited

Family Dollar

This is horrible. You’re annoying other patrons. Please, get out of the store sir!

Jeff
Manager at Family Dollar

Anonymous

ā€œI didn’t laugh. But I blinked slightly faster than normal.ā€

Possibly a compliment